Meet Your Host

The hounds have been hot on User's heels for 25 years.

Dogs and cats don't normally get along, but she is not a normal dog, and her two companions are not normal cats.
Stinky the cat. The most spoiled creature in the South. Follows closely at User's feet wherever she goes. Is a tripping hazard but a great cuddler.
Melvin the cat. Domestic terrorist. Loves cockroaches and twist ties. And peeing in User's bed. Very cute but something dark resides in him.

When not trying to appease her furry overlords, User enjoys long walks through the local woods, floating the crystal clear rivers of her settlement of residence, and barhopping in any downtown. She loves talking on the phone to her friends and listening to music. She can cook a great meal.

She used to be a writer and a scientist, but these days she considers those relics of her past. Perhaps she will return to them when she's ready.