Meet Your Host

User has been trudging along on this plane for 25 years (consecutively).

She has two companions, Stinky the Cat & Melvin the Cat, who are the sources of her life force and happiness. When not feeding him salmon and Costco croissants, User takes Stinky for backyard strolls on his harness, and gives him plenty of kisses on his soft little head. Melvin brings User great stress with his young energy, and when she's not cleaning up after him, she gives him treats and the best cuddles the little guy has ever known.

Other than trying to appease Overlord Stink and his sidekick Melon, User also spends her time with dear friends, enjoying activities such as cooking, photography, and floating the clear water rivers in her settlement of residence, [REDACTED].

She used to be a writer and a scientist, but these days she considers those relics of her past. Perhaps she will return to them when she's ready.